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Sep
21

And That’s Why They’re Single: Volume Three

Original Photo Courtesy of OkCupid

Hi my name is ______, excuse my profile but it’s the only photo that does me any justice. It’s nice to see you, you have a striking face. Model like!

 

Dear Fellas, If a Polaroid of you shirtless sporting a chestfro during Spring Break in 1999 is the only photo you have that “does you justice”,¬†THAT’S WHY YOU’RE SINGLE.

 

Original Photo Courtesy of OkCupid

Hi !, I LOVE chipotle and listening to NPR, where I met Florence and the Machine…… Would you like to meet for some coffee OR a drink ??

Dear Sirs, It is NEVER okay to pose like this for a picture unless you’re hell-bent on never touching a vagina again. The only exception to this rule is if you are Johnny Depp. Or maybe if it’s Halloween, you’re sporting a pirate costume and I’ve had one too many shots of Jameson. In that case I’d totally let you shiver me timbers.

Also, is the entire message above for real or am I being Punk’d? If a girl even has to ask herself that after reading your first message to her on an online dating site, THAT’S WHY YOU’RE SINGLE.

 

Have You Missed “And That’s Why They’re Single” Volumes One and Two? I’ve got your back!

And That’s Why They’re Single:¬†Volume One

And That’s Why They’re Single: Volume Two

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  1. And That’s Why They’re Single: Volume One
  2. And That’s Why They’re Single: Volume Two
  3. Adventures in OKCupid

2 comments

  1. Bachelormum says:

    Oh I think you r being too harsh on the second guy, maybe he struggles and just wants to be loved. As for the irst mmm the pelt has to go.

  2. Kem says:

    I’m sorry, but I really don’t see what’s so offensive about the second picture. It’s an odd pose, but not “never touching a vagina again” terrible.

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