Hi my name is ______, excuse my profile but it’s the only photo that does me any justice. It’s nice to see you, you have a striking face. Model like!
Dear Fellas, If a Polaroid of you shirtless sporting a chestfro during Spring Break in 1999 is the only photo you have that “does you justice”, THAT’S WHY YOU’RE SINGLE.
Hi !, I LOVE chipotle and listening to NPR, where I met Florence and the Machine…… Would you like to meet for some coffee OR a drink ??
Dear Sirs, It is NEVER okay to pose like this for a picture unless you’re hell-bent on never touching a vagina again. The only exception to this rule is if you are Johnny Depp. Or maybe if it’s Halloween, you’re sporting a pirate costume and I’ve had one too many shots of Jameson. In that case I’d totally let you shiver me timbers.
Also, is the entire message above for real or am I being Punk’d? If a girl even has to ask herself that after reading your first message to her on an online dating site, THAT’S WHY YOU’RE SINGLE.
Have You Missed “And That’s Why They’re Single” Volumes One and Two? I’ve got your back!