Mely

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Date registered: June 28, 2011
URL: http://sexliesandbacon.com

Latest posts

  1. The Death Of Stacy Dean: One Of The Greatest Friends I Never Got To Meet — May 20, 2013
  2. What Stirs You? Design Your Own Match.com Summer Singles Event and Win! — May 17, 2013
  3. Hair Removal By Nair: Get Smooth For Summer In Three Simple Steps #NairSummer — May 10, 2013
  4. Flying By The Seat Of My Pants, Solo — May 3, 2013
  5. Dating Mr. Douchetastic — April 22, 2013

Most commented posts

  1. A Letter To 3M. Or Why 3M Can Suck It — 21 comments
  2. Men Are Like Orgasms: Why Multiple Dates Are Better Than One — 13 comments
  3. Meeting The Other Woman — 12 comments
  4. Never Underestimate A Single Mom — 11 comments
  5. The Kiss Our Sass Party Powered By Match.com: A Dream Come True — 10 comments

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May
20

The Death Of Stacy Dean: One Of The Greatest Friends I Never Got To Meet

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I logged on to my Facebook account Sunday afternoon to face some heartbreaking news… The son of my dear, sweet internet friend Stacy Dean had logged into his father’s account to update his status – letting his friends and family know that he had suffered a fatal heart attack Saturday. I burst into tears as …

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May
17

What Stirs You? Design Your Own Match.com Summer Singles Event and Win!

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Stir is Match.com’s answer to taking online dating offline, offering a wide range of group activities to Match.com members around the country ranging from large-scale happy hours at popular venues, to more intimate events like tequila tastings and DJ lessons. Match.com’s Stir, offline singles events for Match.com members, is celebrating it’s one-year anniversary! In just …

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May
10

Hair Removal By Nair: Get Smooth For Summer In Three Simple Steps #NairSummer

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Summer is just around the corner, and that means it’s time for dresses sans tights, gam baring shorts and showing more skin. If you’re a single woman like me that grew a fur coat over the last few months since there was no sex in sight – you’re probably dreading the hour-long shaving session you’re …

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May
03

Flying By The Seat Of My Pants, Solo

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Life isn’t just good right now, it’s fan-fucking-tastic! So fan-fucking-tastic I’ve had little time to blog because I am flying by the seat of my pants on the daily. But I’m happy about it, because being this busy means I’m making magic happen. For the first time in a long time I’m at a point …

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Apr
22

Dating Mr. Douchetastic

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I checked myself in the rear-view mirror one last time before deciding to apply more lipgloss. Normally I didn’t worry so much about bringing my A-game, but I’d been looking forward to this date for days. I’d met him on OKCupid a week earlier. Intrigued by his somewhat mysterious profile and abundance of what appeared …

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Apr
11

Lessons In Online Dating: ‘Spin Your Web’ & Don’t Be A Lazy Ass

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I’m the world’s worst dater. Especially when it comes to online dating. Still, I refuse to give up. And it’s not because I’m a glutton for punishment; it’s because I know everything else I’m actually good at in life took practice, patience and hard work. Though …

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Apr
08

Shut Your Whore Mouth And Stop Obsessing Over Why He’s Not Into You

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As a woman, I tend to spend a significant amount of time wondering why certain men that come into my life just aren’t that into me. Or if they are initially into me and things don’t work out I just HAVE to try to figure out why. Do you ever find yourself questioning what went …

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Apr
07

Just Say No To Casual Sex And Friends With Benefits, If You’re Like Me

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I looked in the mirror and barely recognized myself. “What the fuck were you thinking?” I asked my reflection, while I stared solemnly at the woman looking back at me. She was not who I wanted or planned to be, but after unintentionally running in another circle I’d found myself face to face with her …

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Apr
02

Adventures In Friends With Benefits

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Last week I asked all of you wonderful people to vote on what my next ridonkulous adventure should be – and I thought for sure you’d pick asking out Will Arnett because it seemed like the greatest chance for me to make an ass of myself. BUT INSTEAD you decided that it was more important …

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Mar
28

Choose Mely’s Adventure

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Choose Mely's Adventure

I was talking to a friend on the phone today about my current state of Meh. You see, I’ve felt like I’m at a bit of standstill the last few weeks – where everyday has felt almost exactly the same. There’s been little excitement in my personal and professional life and it’s left me a …

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