It’s a brand, spankin’ new episode of “Five Minutes With Mely” in which I share my online dating pain and discuss how(not) to message a woman on OKCupid if you want to get laid. Enjoy!
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Category Archive: And That’s Why They’re Single
Oct
08
And That’s Why They’re Single: Volume Four
Online dating isn’t easy. Hell dating isn’t easy, PERIOD. And it seems the older I get, the harder it is for me to find a quality guy to spend time with. Which is pretty fucking depressing since I’m only thirty-three. That’s why I choose to make light of it here. Over the last few months I’ve …
Sep
21
And That’s Why They’re Single: Volume Three
Hi my name is ______, excuse my profile but it’s the only photo that does me any justice. It’s nice to see you, you have a striking face. Model like! Dear Fellas, If a Polaroid of you shirtless sporting a chestfro during Spring Break in 1999 is the only photo you have that “does …
Jul
30
And That’s Why They’re Single: Volume Two
They say a picture’s worth a thousand words. This one and a steady stream of pictures like it is worth about 700+ according to my friend Tara Dublin. Like me, Tara is a single mom who decided to join OkCupid because online dating is what we thirty and forty-somethings do to meet other singles these …
Jul
16
And That’s Why They’re Single: Volume One
If we sat on the back of the bus together would you prefer to A) hold hands? B) makeout? C) fingerblast? Or D) whatever I feel like? That’s an actual message I received from someone on an online dating site. I’m not sure if I should be ashamed or proud that I had to look …
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