Category Archive: Ask Mely

Sep
22

Ask Mely

  It’s that time of week again folks. A time when I give sometimes humorous, always awesome, albeit unprofessional, dating advice to a lucky male reader in another titillating edition of Ask Mely on Sex Lies and Bacon! Let’s get down on it, shall we? This week’s victim is ImAGenuinelyNiceDudeWhichProbablyMeansIHaveAMiniaturePenis, who asked the following: “In your …

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Sep
15

Ask Mely

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I was recently asked by a man on Twitter for dating advice. I know, shocked the hell out of me too. Then I got to thinking, I could be really good at this. I mean I’m not the best at giving advice to chicks because I am one and really have limited insight into what …

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