Category Archive: Get Your Mojo On

Nov
03

Don’t Settle For Love. Be Amazing Instead.

Be Amazing With Bacon

I often wonder, “Why not me?” I witness people in love each and every day. They’ve settled down. They lean on each other and have found a way to make the pieces fit. Yesterday a picture popped up on my Facebook timeline of a woman who had just gotten engaged. She was showing off her …

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Oct
30

I’m Awesome. And Someday I’ll Believe It Again.

You Are Awesome

I struggle every damn day with an uncontrollable urge to be perfect. I challenge myself to be perfect in every area of my life. I want to be: The perfect Mom. The perfect Daughter. The perfect Lover. The perfect Friend. The perfect Marketing Director. The perfect Me for Me. But twice this week I’ve been reminded …

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Oct
28

30 Days Made A MILFier Me: A Non-Sponsored Post

30 Day Nutritional Cleanse Results

A little over a month ago I decided it was time for a change. Post breakup I self-medicated with booze and sweets and cheese and carbs, trying to dull the pain of my broken heart – which worked rather well until the morning I went to get dressed and  could barely button my jeans. That …

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Jan
14

Another Year Of Possibilities. Happy Birthday To Me!

Happy Birthday Bacon

Today is my 34th birthday and I couldn’t be happier about getting another year older. With 100% honesty I can say that my 30s have been the best years of my life. Though they started off rocky while I found my footing as a single mom and single woman, they’ve turned into an amazing adventure …

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Nov
28

Acceptance, Flowers and Thank Yous

Thank You

I’d been going through some things recently. Just a bunch of my shittastic emotional baggage unexpectedly spilling its contents across the floor that is my life. Blocking me. Taunting me. Last week in particular I felt like I was having a nervous breakdown. The emotional mess that surrounded me was causing me to lose focus and …

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Sep
04

The Little Vagina That Could

The Little Vagina That Could

  “You only live once!” Those were the words my mom said to me today when I made a joke about the possibility of making an ass out of myself on national television in the near future. There was a time when I didn’t think I was special enough to be on TV. And even …

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Mar
29

Working Girl

Working Girl

I caught the 8:45am bus into NYC today for work. It was the second time this week that I traveled to the city for something work-related and I couldn’t be happier about it. I guess I should preface by saying I recently changed jobs. It was the first time I was ever offered a job …

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Feb
01

There Will Be Drag Queens…

Drag Queen Bacon

I have never had a happy Valentine’s Day. For the last fifteen years I’ve spent Valentine’s Day one of two ways: Sitting at home, single and depressed, wishing I had someone to share a romantic dinner with OR coupled and disappointed because one of my many asshole boyfriends couldn’t be bothered to plan a romantic …

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