Category Archive: Get Your Mojo On

Nov
03

Don’t Settle For Love. Be Amazing Instead.

Be Amazing With Bacon

I often wonder, “Why not me?” I witness people in love each and every day. They’ve settled down. They lean on each other and have found a way to make the pieces fit. Yesterday a picture popped up on my Facebook timeline of a woman who had just gotten engaged. She was showing off her …

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Oct
30

I’m Awesome. And Someday I’ll Believe It Again.

You Are Awesome

I struggle every damn day with an uncontrollable urge to be perfect. I challenge myself to be perfect in every area of my life. I want to be: The perfect Mom. The perfect Daughter. The perfect Lover. The perfect Friend. The perfect Marketing Director. The perfect Me for Me. But twice this week I’ve been reminded …

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Oct
28

30 Days Made A MILFier Me: A Non-Sponsored Post

30 Day Nutritional Cleanse Results

A little over a month ago I decided it was time for a change. Post breakup I self-medicated with booze and sweets and cheese and carbs, trying to dull the pain of my broken heart – which worked rather well until the morning I went to get dressed and  could barely button my jeans. That …

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Jan
14

Another Year Of Possibilities. Happy Birthday To Me!

Happy Birthday Bacon

Today is my 34th birthday and I couldn’t be happier about getting another year older. With 100% honesty I can say that my 30s have been the best years of my life. Though they started off rocky while I found my footing as a single mom and single woman, they’ve turned into an amazing adventure …

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Nov
28

Acceptance, Flowers and Thank Yous

Thank You

I’d been going through some things recently. Just a bunch of my shittastic emotional baggage unexpectedly spilling its contents across the floor that is my life. Blocking me. Taunting me. Last week in particular I felt like I was having a nervous breakdown. The emotional mess that surrounded me was causing me to lose focus and …

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Nov
17

This Is The Beginning

This Is The Beginning Bacon

Submerge from hurt, pain, broken pieces Emergency, heartbeat increases Rise up lotus, rise, this is the beginning   Let’s face it. Saying goodbye to someone you care about sucks donkey balls. Whether it’s a lover or a friend. Whether you’re the one walking away or they are. It hurts. It can break you (or at …

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Sep
04

The Little Vagina That Could

The Little Vagina That Could

  “You only live once!” Those were the words my mom said to me today when I made a joke about the possibility of making an ass out of myself on national television in the near future. There was a time when I didn’t think I was special enough to be on TV. And even …

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Mar
29

Working Girl

Working Girl

I caught the 8:45am bus into NYC today for work. It was the second time this week that I traveled to the city for something work-related and I couldn’t be happier about it. I guess I should preface by saying I recently changed jobs. It was the first time I was ever offered a job …

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Feb
01

There Will Be Drag Queens…

Drag Queen Bacon

I have never had a happy Valentine’s Day. For the last fifteen years I’ve spent Valentine’s Day one of two ways: Sitting at home, single and depressed, wishing I had someone to share a romantic dinner with OR coupled and disappointed because one of my many asshole boyfriends couldn’t be bothered to plan a romantic …

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