Category Archive: Get Your Mojo On

Jan
23

Say Goodbye Sexual Shyness, Hello Mojo with @Astroglide Giveaway

Astroglide Overcome Sexual Shyness

 This may come as a surprise to you, but I wasn’t always comfortable talking about sex. In fact, in my former-and-less-fabulous life I was sexually shy. I even would’ve blushed had you mentioned Astroglide in front of me. It wasn’t until becoming a single mom and being forced to spend several years alone, exploring myself …

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Jan
14

Another Year Of Possibilities. Happy Birthday To Me!

Happy Birthday Bacon

Today is my 34th birthday and I couldn’t be happier about getting another year older. With 100% honesty I can say that my 30s have been the best years of my life. Though they started off rocky while I found my footing as a single mom and single woman, they’ve turned into an amazing adventure …

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Dec
12

Get Your Happy On: Treat Yourself To Happiness in 2013 With @GaiamTV!

Happiness Film On GaiamTV

Everyone wants more happiness. I don’t think a day goes by that I don’t try to conjure up new ways to feel a flutter in my chest or put a huge smile on my face. Academy Award-nominated director Roko Belic even proved that everyone wants to be happier in his film Happy that I recently …

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Nov
28

Acceptance, Flowers and Thank Yous

Thank You

I’d been going through some things recently. Just a bunch of my shittastic emotional baggage unexpectedly spilling its contents across the floor that is my life. Blocking me. Taunting me. Last week in particular I felt like I was having a nervous breakdown. The emotional mess that surrounded me was causing me to lose focus and …

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Nov
23

Get Your Sexy On This Holiday Season With Hair Products From @Folica!

Folica hair products Sedu Set

This holiday season it’s all about the hair, and that’s why Folica wants to give you the chance to treat yourself to some much deserved pampering with the amazing hair products on their site. Think your hair is your best accessory? Folica agrees. So this November and December they’re offering a special promotion where everyone …

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Nov
17

This Is The Beginning

This Is The Beginning Bacon

Submerge from hurt, pain, broken pieces Emergency, heartbeat increases Rise up lotus, rise, this is the beginning   Let’s face it. Saying goodbye to someone you care about sucks donkey balls. Whether it’s a lover or a friend. Whether you’re the one walking away or they are. It hurts. It can break you (or at …

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Sep
04

The Little Vagina That Could

The Little Vagina That Could

  “You only live once!” Those were the words my mom said to me today when I made a joke about the possibility of making an ass out of myself on national television in the near future. There was a time when I didn’t think I was special enough to be on TV. And even …

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Jul
15

The Unicorn. Or How I Found My Inner Sexpot

Bacon-riding-unicorn

I remember a woman telling me shortly after my separation that the buffet of men she devoured after her divorce changed her life. At the time I could never have understood what she meant. I’d never devoured a man before let alone SEVERAL of them. Was I capable?  Where would a shy woman like me …

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Jul
10

Whoa Mely

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  … As we made our way through the hallway, I realized the situation was worse than I thought. Oil paintings of horses lined the walls that led to his bedroom, next to more figurines that sat neatly on bookshelves. It was all so weird and extremely distracting. In order to keep my desire from …

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Jul
06

Adventures In Lesbianism

Girls-Kissing

For three months following my separation I was lost and confused. Half of it was spent self medicating with Xanax and the other half, when I wasn’t numb from the Xanax, was spent crying in my closet. Most of it was a blur as I struggled to come to terms with what had happened to …

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