Category Archive: Health & Beauty

Feb
26

There’s Urine In My Moisturizer. And Other Things I Learned From Netflix.

My Son's face After I told him we're becoming vegans

I might’ve ruined my son’s life this weekend when I told him we were going to become sugar-free vegans. Yep that picture above is basically what his face looked like as the words came out of my mouth. “I don’t want you watching any other documentaries on Netflix, Mommy.” The boy is right. I should never …

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Oct
28

30 Days Made A MILFier Me: A Non-Sponsored Post

30 Day Nutritional Cleanse Results

A little over a month ago I decided it was time for a change. Post breakup I self-medicated with booze and sweets and cheese and carbs, trying to dull the pain of my broken heart – which worked rather well until the morning I went to get dressed and  could barely button my jeans. That …

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Jun
28

#MilfOrDieTryin: Adventures In Training For A 5K

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I’ve always admired people that have the discipline to run. Cardio and I have never been friends and the idea of being able to jog or sprint for extended periods of time without stopping always seemed like an unattainable feat for me. There was a brief time in my early twenties when I ran 1.5 …

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Feb
28

Homemade Sugar Scrub, For Broke Ass Bitches Like Me

Homemade Sugar Scrub

Over the last two months my skin was insanely itchy from being dry. Winter sucks, yo. I tried using body butters and lotions I had on hand already, but nothing helped. Then I saw someone tweeting about how important exfoliating your body is in the winter to remove dead skin and I thought perhaps that …

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Apr
24

Kelly Bensimon And I Can Make You Hot

Kelly Bensimon & I

I need to start this post by saying that never in my wildest dreams did I think I would ever be in the same room as Kelly Bensimon, let alone get invited to speak with her, one-on-one four, for nearly forty-five minutes. Yet there I found myself in the Penthouse Suite of the San Carlos …

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Jan
23

The Foxy Bikini: Fox Fur and Feathers Are A Vagina’s Best Friend

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Look out fellas, there’s a new trend in town that you might want to prepare yourselves for. Especially if you’re planning on going anywhere near a vagina. Shit’s about to get foxy. Or feathery. Whichever new trend your lady’s bikini line prefers. Fox fur and feathers are a vagina’s best friend. Personally I don’t think …

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Jan
16

The Fresh Diet (Review): Love At First Bite

Last week I introduced you all to the awesome that is The Fresh Diet. After a full seven days of Fresh Diet delivery, I lost 1.5 pounds and am completely smitten with their gourmet diet food. It was love at first bite. From fabulously-single portions of Strawberry Multi-Grain Pancakes to a Tarragon Infused Salmon & …

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Jan
02

Wetter is Better: Single Ladies Love Lube Too

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Lube. It’s a four letter word. A four letter word that many women are probably too embarrassed to use. Both literally and figuratively. Sucks to be you, women having dry and unfulfilling sex. I’m going to let you in on a little secret, ladies: Wetter is better. Whether you’re alone or with a partner, sex with …

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Dec
13

Blissful Shrinking: FaceFX Irons Away Wrinkles!

Mely Wrinkles

A few weeks ago I was gifted a FaceFX anti-aging device and have been hooked on ironing away my wrinkles ever since. I know what you’re thinking… “Mely, you’re so young and vivacious! Surely a woman like you doesn’t have to worry about anti-aging treatments?” Truth is, even my deal with the bacon-devil has not …

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