Category Archive: Randomisms

May
20

The Death Of Stacy Dean: One Of The Greatest Friends I Never Got To Meet

I logged on to my Facebook account Sunday afternoon to face some heartbreaking news… The son of my dear, sweet internet friend Stacy Dean had logged into his father’s account to update his status – letting his friends and family know that he had suffered a fatal heart attack Saturday. I burst into tears as …

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May
17

What Stirs You? Design Your Own Match.com Summer Singles Event and Win!

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Stir is Match.com’s answer to taking online dating offline, offering a wide range of group activities to Match.com members around the country ranging from large-scale happy hours at popular venues, to more intimate events like tequila tastings and DJ lessons. Match.com’s Stir, offline singles events for Match.com members, is celebrating it’s one-year anniversary! In just …

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May
03

Flying By The Seat Of My Pants, Solo

Life isn’t just good right now, it’s fan-fucking-tastic! So fan-fucking-tastic I’ve had little time to blog because I am flying by the seat of my pants on the daily. But I’m happy about it, because being this busy means I’m making magic happen. For the first time in a long time I’m at a point …

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Apr
08

Shut Your Whore Mouth And Stop Obsessing Over Why He’s Not Into You

As a woman, I tend to spend a significant amount of time wondering why certain men that come into my life just aren’t that into me. Or if they are initially into me and things don’t work out I just HAVE to try to figure out why. Do you ever find yourself questioning what went …

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Apr
07

Just Say No To Casual Sex And Friends With Benefits, If You’re Like Me

I looked in the mirror and barely recognized myself. “What the fuck were you thinking?” I asked my reflection, while I stared solemnly at the woman looking back at me. She was not who I wanted or planned to be, but after unintentionally running in another circle I’d found myself face to face with her …

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Mar
15

Why Age Difference Shouldn’t Matter And I’m Kind Of A Moron

Yesterday I wrote about my recent trip to Cougar Town. I made jokes about mine and my date’s age difference online, offline to my friends and family, and even to my actual date because jokes are often my way of hiding my insecurity – which makes me kind of a moron. That’s some self-depricating bullshit …

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Mar
11

And That’s Why I Love Will Arnett

Will Arnett Follows Me On Twitter

About six months ago Will Arnett quit Twitter – without a goodbye. While it may be ridiculous to admit I was really bummed out about it. Why? Because with a little nipple luck, I got Will Arnett to follow me on Twitter. (You’re going to want to click that link and read the story of how and …

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Mar
06

Why I Thought Oz The Great And Powerful Was Amazeballs

OZ The Great and Powerful

“When small-time magician Oscar “Oz” Diggs pulls one flimflam too many, he finds himself hurled into the fantastical Land of Oz where he must somehow transform himself into the great wizard—and just maybe into a better man as well.” Last night I was lucky enough to attend an advanced screening of Disney’s Oz The Great …

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Feb
28

Homemade Sugar Scrub, For Broke Ass Bitches Like Me

Homemade Sugar Scrub

Over the last two months my skin was insanely itchy from being dry. Winter sucks, yo. I tried using body butters and lotions I had on hand already, but nothing helped. Then I saw someone tweeting about how important exfoliating your body is in the winter to remove dead skin and I thought perhaps that …

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Feb
15

When Worlds Collide: A Tale About That Time My Mom & I Met Jackie Collins

Me, My Mom & JACKIE FUCKING COLLINS

I often find myself wondering if this is all a dream – the success of this blog, my loving my job, the extraordinary adventures I’ve been on the last few years, and the wonderful life I’ve created for myself, by myself, since becoming a single mother. It seriously is a wonderful life, even with its …

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