Category Archive: Rantastic

Feb
26

There’s Urine In My Moisturizer. And Other Things I Learned From Netflix.

My Son's face After I told him we're becoming vegans

I might’ve ruined my son’s life this weekend when I told him we were going to become sugar-free vegans. Yep that picture above is basically what his face looked like as the words came out of my mouth. “I don’t want you watching any other documentaries on Netflix, Mommy.” The boy is right. I should never …

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Feb
11

Leveling Up In Self-Love

Confetti with Bacon

Leveling up is a concept in games when a character experiences some sort of progression that usually involves unlocking new abilities, skills, access to new items, or as a benchmark of how far they’ve come. Well last night I leveled the fuck up in self-love and I want some god damn confetti – because that …

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Apr
07

Just Say No To Casual Sex And Friends With Benefits, If You’re Like Me

I looked in the mirror and barely recognized myself. “What the fuck were you thinking?” I asked my reflection, while I stared solemnly at the woman looking back at me. She was not who I wanted or planned to be, but after unintentionally running in another circle I’d found myself face to face with her …

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Jan
30

Wiping My Tears Will Get You Laid. Probably.

Kleenex with bacon

I’ve been meaning to make this list for awhile; a list of the qualities I hope to find in the next man that I enter into a serious relationship with. I think because I’ve never really set expectations for myself in terms of choosing the right guy, I’ve mostly ran vagina first onto the wrong …

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Jul
23

The Anatomy of Planning A BlogHer Party

BlogHer Party Diagram

This is the third year in a row that I am involved in the planning of a private party during BlogHer. The first year it was all fun and games with BarHer, a fabulously relaxed event where the point was to get drunk and nothing was free to attendees. I joined forces with Melissa from …

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Jul
17

And That’s Why I’d Kick Ashley Madison In The Vagina

Ashley Madison Bacon

Life is short. Have an affair. At first I thought I read the tag line wrong, until I realized I didn’t. If you’re married and DO NOT want to get divorced but are interested in having an affair, then we want you to understand that You are NOT alone! There are thousands of married people …

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Jun
21

Single Mom Outraged Over ‘Kids Need Both Parents’ Bumper Sticker. Until She Wasn’t.

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A friend of mine mentioned seeing an offensive “Kids Need Both Parents” bumper sticker today on Facebook: So, the “kids need both parents” bumper sticker really pisses me off. Especially when the couple proudly sporting this bumper sticker were not only fighting in public, but also had some of the most questionable parenting skills I …

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Jun
05

We’re Not Undesirable. We’re Single.

Fabulously Single With Bacon

“Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you’re pretty sexy and you’re taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.” - Sex and the City Apparently some people didn’t get the memo that single is no longer an affliction; it’s …

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Apr
29

And That’s Why I’ll Probably Never Be On A Dating Show

Dating Show No

  Some of you might recall a post I did on this blog titled “The Woman I’ve Become” in which I described a trip I took to New York City back in March to attend a casting interview for a reality dating show I’d applied for. That day in NYC was an emotional one for …

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Dec
07

Of Hipster Trolls and Ignorance

BaconLingerie

I usually have a pretty thick skin. You have to when you’re the type of blogger that I am. I know full well that writing about the things I do and opening myself up on my blog and other platforms pretty much guarantees a hater or fifty, but last night when I logged onto Twitter …

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