I looked in the mirror and barely recognized myself. “What the fuck were you thinking?” I asked my reflection, while I stared solemnly at the woman looking back at me. She was not who I wanted or planned to be, but after unintentionally running in another circle I’d found myself face to face with her …
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Category Archive: Rantastic
Jan
30
Wiping My Tears Will Get You Laid. Probably.
I’ve been meaning to make this list for awhile; a list of the qualities I hope to find in the next man that I enter into a serious relationship with. I think because I’ve never really set expectations for myself in terms of choosing the right guy, I’ve mostly ran vagina first onto the wrong …
Nov
21
It’s Time For A Mancation
It’s that time of year again, folks: Where I throw my middle fingers up in the air and wave them ’round like I just don’t care. It’s time for another mancation. Over the course of the last three years many men have come in and out of my life. Each one of them has taught …
Jul
23
The Anatomy of Planning A BlogHer Party
This is the third year in a row that I am involved in the planning of a private party during BlogHer. The first year it was all fun and games with BarHer, a fabulously relaxed event where the point was to get drunk and nothing was free to attendees. I joined forces with Melissa from …
Jul
17
And That’s Why I’d Kick Ashley Madison In The Vagina
Life is short. Have an affair. At first I thought I read the tag line wrong, until I realized I didn’t. If you’re married and DO NOT want to get divorced but are interested in having an affair, then we want you to understand that You are NOT alone! There are thousands of married people …
Jun
21
Single Mom Outraged Over ‘Kids Need Both Parents’ Bumper Sticker. Until She Wasn’t.
A friend of mine mentioned seeing an offensive “Kids Need Both Parents” bumper sticker today on Facebook: So, the “kids need both parents” bumper sticker really pisses me off. Especially when the couple proudly sporting this bumper sticker were not only fighting in public, but also had some of the most questionable parenting skills I …
Jun
05
We’re Not Undesirable. We’re Single.
“Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you’re pretty sexy and you’re taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.” - Sex and the City Apparently some people didn’t get the memo that single is no longer an affliction; it’s …
Apr
29
And That’s Why I’ll Probably Never Be On A Dating Show
Some of you might recall a post I did on this blog titled “The Woman I’ve Become” in which I described a trip I took to New York City back in March to attend a casting interview for a reality dating show I’d applied for. That day in NYC was an emotional one for …
Dec
07
Of Hipster Trolls and Ignorance
I usually have a pretty thick skin. You have to when you’re the type of blogger that I am. I know full well that writing about the things I do and opening myself up on my blog and other platforms pretty much guarantees a hater or fifty, but last night when I logged onto Twitter …
Jul
23
A Letter To 3M. Or Why 3M Can Suck It
Melysa_S Want to throw your own #BlogHer11 party,fine. But don’t commit to mine, get info from me,back out n then throw it SAME DATE & TIME #Suckit3M 7/9/11 6:42 PM Below is a transcript of the email I sent to the two contacts I had worked with from 3M after finding out they …
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