Category Archive: Sex

Apr
11

Lessons In Online Dating: ‘Spin Your Web’ & Don’t Be A Lazy Ass

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I’m the world’s worst dater. Especially when it comes to online dating. Still, I refuse to give up. And it’s not because I’m a glutton for punishment; it’s because I know everything else I’m actually good at in life took practice, patience and hard work. Though …

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Apr
08

Shut Your Whore Mouth And Stop Obsessing Over Why He’s Not Into You

As a woman, I tend to spend a significant amount of time wondering why certain men that come into my life just aren’t that into me. Or if they are initially into me and things don’t work out I just HAVE to try to figure out why. Do you ever find yourself questioning what went …

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Apr
07

Just Say No To Casual Sex And Friends With Benefits, If You’re Like Me

I looked in the mirror and barely recognized myself. “What the fuck were you thinking?” I asked my reflection, while I stared solemnly at the woman looking back at me. She was not who I wanted or planned to be, but after unintentionally running in another circle I’d found myself face to face with her …

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Apr
02

Adventures In Friends With Benefits

Last week I asked all of you wonderful people to vote on what my next ridonkulous adventure should be – and I thought for sure you’d pick asking out Will Arnett because it seemed like the greatest chance for me to make an ass of myself. BUT INSTEAD you decided that it was more important …

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Feb
15

When Worlds Collide: A Tale About That Time My Mom & I Met Jackie Collins

Me, My Mom & JACKIE FUCKING COLLINS

I often find myself wondering if this is all a dream – the success of this blog, my loving my job, the extraordinary adventures I’ve been on the last few years, and the wonderful life I’ve created for myself, by myself, since becoming a single mother. It seriously is a wonderful life, even with its …

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Feb
14

Singles In America. Or Why It’s Okay To Be Single This Valentine’s Day

Singles in America Match.com

Last Saturday, Match.com, the world’s largest online dating site, hosted an offline-meets-online event to announce news from their third annual Singles in America study. This years study took an in-depth look at the sex lives of singles, the impact of technology on dating and the behavioral differences between married vs. single adults. Some of the …

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Feb
01

How To Lose A Guy In 10 Minus Four Dates

How To Lose A Guy In 10 Dates

Honesty is so important when dating, yet many of us are hesitant to be honest when we need to most. We fear causing people emotional pain so we avoid saying what needs to be said, but most of the time that ends in apologies and hurting them anyway – maybe even more so than if …

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Jan
30

Wiping My Tears Will Get You Laid. Probably.

Kleenex with bacon

I’ve been meaning to make this list for awhile; a list of the qualities I hope to find in the next man that I enter into a serious relationship with. I think because I’ve never really set expectations for myself in terms of choosing the right guy, I’ve mostly ran vagina first onto the wrong …

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Jan
23

Say Goodbye Sexual Shyness, Hello Mojo with @Astroglide Giveaway

Astroglide Overcome Sexual Shyness

 This may come as a surprise to you, but I wasn’t always comfortable talking about sex. In fact, in my former-and-less-fabulous life I was sexually shy. I even would’ve blushed had you mentioned Astroglide in front of me. It wasn’t until becoming a single mom and being forced to spend several years alone, exploring myself …

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Dec
11

Men Are Like Orgasms: Why Multiple Dates Are Better Than One

Pink Starfish Dating

Last night I spent the evening with three fabulous women I’ve come to admire, all for different reasons. We laughed and talked for nearly three hours over delicious food and fancy drinks in New York City. While a lot of different topics came up during dinner, most of the conversation focused on dating and relationships. …

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