Or at least we should all be screaming at a bartender for Exclusiv Vodka. That’s how good it is how drunk it will get you.
Those who frequent here or know me well know I loves me some booze; vodka and tequila being my liquors of choice. So when the opportunity presented itself to wrap my lips around a bottle of Exclusiv Vodka for review purposes, I jumped all over it like man with an eight-inch wiener.
Exclusiv Vodka is one of the fastest growing vodka brands on the market today. Produced in the country of Moldova, the Vodka is produced using high quality winter wheat and a unique distilling processes. An official review of Exclusiv Vodka from Tastings.com says, “Clear. Faint aromas of anise, dried citrus, and pastry with a soft, silky light-to-medium body and smooth milk, pepper, and herbal honeycomb notes on the long finish. Excellent smoothness and liveliness.”
If you’re a vodka connoisseur or quite possibly an asshole that probably means something to you, but let me get to the real reasons why fans of my blog should try Exclusiv Vodka…
1) Its price point.
Unlike many other high-end vodka brands in the US, Exclusiv does not mark up its price for branding, advertising or packaging. The cost of a liter of Vodka is only about $13.00.
2) Its strong enough to help you find your happy place and/or make the ugly dude at the end of the bar who keeps hitting on you more attractive.
At 80 Proof, even a little goes a long way. Plus its ridiculously smooth and tasty.
Trust me. Pour yourself a delicious Melytini (recipe below) featuring Exclusiv vodka and Patron, and life will be ALL GOOD.
Which brings me to fulfilling my fantasy of being a bartender.
Exclusiv Vodka is great alone, but I decided to try mixing up my very own cocktail…. a marriage of my new two favorite boozies…
Exclusiv Vodka and Patron.
Here’s all you need to have a good time, Mely style:
Why yes, those are Skittles…
What Do You Need To Make The Melytini?
A few Skittles (any flavor you choose)
Combine enough Exclusiv Vodka & Patron in a shaker to get your freak on, throw in 3 or 4 Skittles of your choice and add some ice.
Then shake, shake, shake your booty and your shaker.
Strain into a glass.
Add a “splash” or more of Sprite Zero and throw in a few extra Skittles for garnish. Enjoy.
Then come back and thank me for bringing your anxiety level down a few notches and/or getting you laid.
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Disclosure: This post is based on my experience getting drunk off of Exclusiv Vodka which was given to me for review by the company. No request to share any particular point of view was made. All opinions expressed here are strictly my own.