It’s a brand, spankin’ new episode of “Five Minutes With Mely” in which I share my online dating pain and discuss how(not) to message a woman on OKCupid if you want to get laid.
It’s nice to know your hotness inspires such Oscar Wilde like messages Mely. I’d like to announce I’ve never dangled any participles and I’ve re-written sentences that ended with prepositional phrases.
Huh? Ladies?
Yet, here I sit, possibly because my propositional phrases don’t include scenarios where we dress up like the Gimp and roll around in bubble wrap. (with or without electrodes)
I guess you could stipulate that English Lit guys drive you ga-ga. Which I’m not, but your naughty mouth did make me guffaw, titter and snort.
2 comments
Brad says:
October 13, 2012 at 10:38 AM (UTC -4 )
There, they’re, their . . .
It’s nice to know your hotness inspires such Oscar Wilde like messages Mely. I’d like to announce I’ve never dangled any participles and I’ve re-written sentences that ended with prepositional phrases.
Huh? Ladies?
Yet, here I sit, possibly because my propositional phrases don’t include scenarios where we dress up like the Gimp and roll around in bubble wrap. (with or without electrodes)
I guess you could stipulate that English Lit guys drive you ga-ga. Which I’m not, but your naughty mouth did make me guffaw, titter and snort.
SearchaLove says:
April 27, 2013 at 2:09 PM (UTC -4 )
Haha you are so funny, but all you say is true