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Each year I resolve to get in shape or lose weight to achieve Super MILF status, yet every year I seem to fail. Although being a regular MILF is certainly nothing to complain about.
Sure I start off with good intentions, but somewhere along the course of the year I falter due to my insanely busy schedule as a single mom.
Like most single moms, I don’t have a lot of time to plan out my meals or to cook myself healthy food during my day. Usually I grab the closest edible thing to me and shove it in my mouth while I work, do chores or run errands. Unfortunately that mostly involves eating cookies, candy or throwing some of my son’s leftover chicken nugget crumbs in my belly.
Plus there’s all that glorious bacon.
I’ve tried several other diet plans for women, but they’ve all been too time consuming to fit my busy single mom lifestyle.
So when I was offered a one-week trial to the Fresh Diet program I almost had a foodgasm and several other gasms. Receiving their gourmet food delivery is like having my own personal chef for an entire week. No cooking, no counting, no clean up? I would’ve been crazy to say no to that!
My one-week Fresh Diet food delivery started last Tuesday. I had five, fresh, healthy, calorie controlled meals that were perfectly portioned for a single girl like me, waiting for me in a cooler at my doorstep when I woke up at 7am.
What was on the menu?
Everything was perfectly portioned in microwavable containers with ridiculously clear instructions on how to heat and serve. Even the most kitchen fearing single woman could handle the Fresh Diet.
And then I had my first taste of Fresh Diet food while sitting at my desk and indulging in Twitter, and it was love at first bite.
Not gonna lie, that Tri-Color Bell Pepper & Cheddar Cheese Egg Bake with Fresh Pineapple was AMAZEBALLS.
And I would’ve married the Seared Tuna Salad I had for lunch if it came with a ten-inch penis. Sorry I don’t have a picture of that one. I was too busy making out with it to take one.
I’m only a few days in, but I’m already a believer that the Fresh Diet is the best food delivery diet out there.
I’m looking forward to getting my mouth all over this chocolate cupcake soon.
WARNING: FOOD PORN AHEAD
If you want to read my full review (and watch my video) on The Fresh Diet program, come back next Monday for my second post after my one-week Fresh Diet trial ends.
With 1200-1400 calorie based meals for women and 1400 – 2200 calorie based meals for men, you could lose up to 10 pounds this month by signing up with The Fresh Diet. But The Fresh Diet isn’t just for losing weight, it’s a great detox diet too.
Fresh Diet food is never processed, vacuum packed or frozen and there are hundreds of meal selections. With four choices for each of your meals, plus six choices for your two sides and two snacks each day, the possibilities and foodgasms are endless!
There’s no denying yourself dessert, no gag-worthy liquid meals and definitely no hard work!
So don’t wait for my second post next week to start bringing all the boys (or girls) to the yard!
Start today for $29.99 per day and get 3 days free with the purchase of a 31 day plan. And as a bonus – they’ll even give you a 6 day supply of Hint Premium Essence Water and a fitness DVD from Jessica Smith to help kick your weight loss plan up a notch.
Go to www.thefreshdiet.com/single to take advantage of this special offer or call 866-FRESH-50 (866-373-7450) and use Promo code: singlejan3
Disclosure: This post is based on my experience during my one-week free trial of The Fresh Diet. I also received compensation for this post. No request to share any particular point of view was made. All opinions expressed here are strictly my own. And my happy belly’s.