Lately I’ve been forced to step outside the box, creatively seeking new means of income until Will Arnett finally hires me as his personal assistant.
So I found Fiverr.
If you’ve never heard of the site before, it’s basically a place for people to share things they’re willing to do for $5. There are a million different categories to sell your gig under, which range from serious to absurd.
I went on there with full intentions of posting some genuine ads involving Web Design and writing, figuring I could make a quick $25- $50 a day, which is better than nothing.
But then the comedian/smartass in me took over, as it usually does, and I created this gig as a joke:
I will tell your friends you are the best sex I ever had for $5.
No really, here’s the proof:
Of course right after posting it I tweeted the link as a cry for attention.
Five minutes later I got this email….
*insert my hysterical laughter for ten minutes*
*insert, “oh shit I really have to do this” face*
So then, in true Mely fashion because $5 is enough to buy a beer, I held up my end of the bargain and made this video:
And then I was $5 richer. And a whole lot more AWESOME.
Unfortunately I woke up to this email the next morning:
And that was the end of my prostitution of lies on Fiverr.
However, I do still have a gig posted making badges/buttons for websites for $5. So if you need one click the link below and keep me from turning tricks.
I will create a badge for your site for $5. http://fiverr.com/280711
*Edit* This gig is no longer active
XOXO
P.S.: Nathan, I’m still waiting for you to call me…
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2 comments
Greg says:
July 5, 2011 at 10:32 AM (UTC -4 )
I encourage you to retry this ad on Fiverr. This time, instead of saying “best sex you ever had” change it to best fingering and tell the company it’s all about the guitar.
Serenity says:
January 6, 2012 at 1:34 AM (UTC -4 )
I was starting to learning about Fiverr over the past couple weeks – A good friend just showed me this nice little dofollow gig: http://fiverr.com/aty2010/create-over-150-dofollow-blog-comment-links-from-sites-including-pr1-pr2-and-pr3-urls .. I got one for a recent article I wrote, nice an legit dofollow urls with report