Lately I’ve been forced to step outside the box, creatively seeking new means of income until Will Arnett finally hires me as his personal assistant.
So I found Fiverr.
If you’ve never heard of the site before, it’s basically a place for people to share things they’re willing to do for $5. There are a million different categories to sell your gig under, which range from serious to absurd.
I went on there with full intentions of posting some genuine ads involving Web Design and writing, figuring I could make a quick $25- $50 a day, which is better than nothing.
But then the comedian/smartass in me took over, as it usually does, and I created this gig as a joke:
I will tell your friends you are the best sex I ever had for $5.
No really, here’s the proof:
Of course right after posting it I tweeted the link as a cry for attention.
Five minutes later I got this email….
*insert my hysterical laughter for ten minutes*
*insert, “oh shit I really have to do this” face*
So then, in true Mely fashion because $5 is enough to buy a beer, I held up my end of the bargain and made this video:
And then I was $5 richer. And a whole lot more AWESOME.
Unfortunately I woke up to this email the next morning:
And that was the end of my prostitution of lies on Fiverr.
However, I do still have a gig posted making badges/buttons for websites for $5. So if you need one click the link below and keep me from turning tricks.
I will create a badge for your site for $5. http://fiverr.com/280711
*Edit* This gig is no longer active
P.S.: Nathan, I’m still waiting for you to call me…