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Jan
23

The Foxy Bikini: Fox Fur and Feathers Are A Vagina’s Best Friend

Look out fellas, there’s a new trend in town that you might want to prepare yourselves for. Especially if you’re planning on going anywhere near a vagina.

Shit’s about to get foxy.

Or feathery. Whichever new trend your lady’s bikini line prefers.

Fox fur and feathers are a vagina’s best friend.

Personally I don’t think there’s a better way for a single girl like me to keep her vagina warm this winter than by waxing it completely bare and then gluing a semi-permament bright pink fox fro to it.

Say hello to the Foxy Bikini, Completely Bare Spa’s latest creation to accentuate your vagina. It comes in a variety of colors, lasts about 3-5 days and will cost you $225.

I would rock the hell out of that hot pink vagina-fro all winter long.

Not into gluing fluorescent animal pelts to your ladybits? How about feathers?

For a mere $195 the work of art above that is the Carnivale Bikini can be yours and your vagina’s.

Prices include waxing, by the way.

I don’t know about you but I need to feather my vagina immediately. Not even joking. If one of you will sponsor my trip to get waxed and feathered at Completely Bare I will blog, tweet and vlog the crap out of my entire experience for your entertainment.

Now that’s a Fabulously Single adventure waiting to happen if I ever saw one!

What I’d really like is to go all out and adorn my vagina with an elaborate combination of the two that we could call the Feathered Headdress Bikini…

 

Even better? Let’s take vaginal adornments to a whole new delicious level with something I like to call the Bacon Bikini…

Want to find out more about these VAG-TASTIC trends? Watch the video from Spa Week below.

Live in New York city and want to get waxed and feathered indefinitely? A little Hot Spa Moms birdie told me that if you purchase a year’s worth of unlimited laser hair removal at Completely Bare, you’ll receive a FREE Foxy Bikini or Carnivale with EVERY session!

Cost of Unlimited Bikini Laser Hair Removal for a year: $1000. Cost of Unlimited Brazilian Laser Hair Removal: $2000.

Unfortunately I don’t have that kind of money to spend on pubic care but maybe you’re fabulous enough that you do!

Mention SPA WEEK when you call to book. This offer is only valid to my New York City fox-fro lovin’ gals. Call toll-free for an appointment or consultation: 1.855.366.6060.

The feather adorned vagina above is none other than the FABULOUS Michelle Joni Lapidos, Director of Social Media & Editor of Spa Week Daily. Show her some love for living it up with the Carnivale and being awesome enough to rock those Spandex Leather pants! You go, girl! XOXO

 

Disclaimer: I was not compensated in any way, shape or form for this post. I just happen to think bright pink fur and feathers are the perfect accompaniment to a freshly waxed vagina. Opinions here are strictly my own, and my hoohah’s.

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4 comments

  1. Ann says:

    Yes very foxy, well done

  2. Daniel says:

    Personally, I think I prefer the bacon version because it’s so very multi-purpose.

  3. Charlotte says:

    Oh, my god. I’m at a loss for words. I’m dying over that feathered headdress. LMAO!!!

  4. fluff says:

    Wait….how do u shower with that on?

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